This is not a hat. It’s a battle helmet. It will protect you from the brainwashing of the government (specifically the mike pence V-4 high density drone) and gives you ability to travel from place to place in peace, without “bird poop” (which is actually a specially formulated tracking substance that allows The FBI to track you) landing on your head.
Wake up America.
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