Bourgeoisie Shirt (Light)
Regular price
$26.00
Sale
"The Birds Work for the Bourgeoisie" is now commonplace among 78% of Americans, a new study finds.
A common movement slogan printed on a comfy pre-shrunk shirt.
Free sticker included with every purchase. Free shipping to all U.S. orders.
All honor and glory to Kendrick Smith, a staple of the movement, for creating and popularizing the term.
- 6.1 oz per sq yd
- 100% ring spun cotton
- Soft washed garment dyed fabric
Alison A.
Love that the design looks like the Beatles crossing Abbey Road, but that was all a hoax too.
Maya G.
Awesome!
Evelyn I.
bought this for my friend and i am absolutely positive she's going to love it!!
LaRayna G.
Perfect fit!!! Spreading the word!!
Customer
Love this shirt!!! It's a comfortable and fashionable way to spread the message! I've gotten a lot of complements and I love to share the truth :)
((I will note though, I got an XL as that is my size, and could have gone with a large, it is definitely oversized [it's tied back in this picture]))
Seth A.
This shirt is incredible!
Sydney J.
Love the shirts and stickers!!
Customer
I am excited to share the word!
Cassy F.
Jackeline G.
I am love with the design!
Alexander D.
Fantastic
erik a.
Arrived in a timely fashion, quality Is amazing, loved the membership card!!
Sarah S.
Very soft and fits perfectly.
Logan L.
Very straightforward and arrived on time
Mairyl V.
great message, great soft material 10/10 would recommend
Riley S.
The best material for a tshirt in my opinion. I like oversized tees and ordering the 3XL did not disappoint!
Tom S.
Great way to start a conversation about ~the truth~
Johnny S.
Love it!
Morgan W.
Bought this as a surprise gift for a friend, they loved it and now are spreading the good word about how birds are not real.
Gabrielle S.
It's super loose (which is what I wanted) and the fabric is incredibly soft. I could wear it all day
Jack P.
My friend group bought this for our friend for his birthday and he loved it.
Ethan B.
The material is amazing and the message makes for a lot of convo!
BRIDGET Y.
Bought it for my daughter. She loves it. Good quality.
Lainie W.
Very soft material i love it
Allison W.
Cute
grace c.
Im 5’7 and about 130 pounds and I got a medium and it fit just like I wanted! A little loose and not too tight but not super oversized or anything. I like it a lot :)
Savannah M.
Amazing, comfortable, and informative.
Kristen C.
Love it!
Alexander T.
Got here very quickly! Great shirt and love the additional items that came with it!
Caroline M.
Super fun, soft, perfectly thin but durable!!
Jonathan L.
When I was enlightened by the bird gospel I had to make sure that rest of the world knew as well.
Kathryn G.
I got this shirt for my best friend and she absolutely adored it! It's a quality shirt and it was better than I could have imagined. I loved the sticker, bird chart, and card that came with it too!
Tegan F.
Great quality! Present for my boyfriend and he loved it.
Michelle V.
Love this shirt!!
Kat H.
It’s cool
Jacob H.
Fast shipping, great quality material. EVEN BETTER MESSAGE
katie h.
This shirt is the epitome of all things good: comfort, activism, and truth.
Coleen Dominique B.
My boyfriend's been eyeing this for days and I decided to surprise him with a couple shirt. We both love it!
Anisa B.
Great quality and my package came quickly!!
Abigail B.
Fits great, the torso is a little long, but I like it. The print quality is good, it’s been in the wash quite a few times and I haven’t seen any sighs of fading or chipping, so I’m impressed.
Monica G.
Nice quality smooth cool its a good shirt
Carrie S.
such an iconic look. what a way to combine fashion and the truth about our avian overlords.
Caitlyn U.
My shirt was sent back and forth between two post offices 4 times before it finally made it and then I sprained my wrist on my way to to the mailbox to get it. I was probably tripped by a “bird.” It was a great conspiracy to prevent me from getting this shirt, but 10/10 recommend.
Heather
I love my birds shirt - it is high quality and I was even gifted some swag with my purchase. Thank you so much!! -Heather
Taylor E.
Keeping people in the know, one comfy shirt at a time! Birds Aren’t Real... tell all your friends
Amber D.
Love the quality of the material and the print. Both look amazing in person and I’ve enjoyed the funny looks people give me in the grocery store!
Brendan D.
Fantastic artwork, soft t, and best of all you can spread the truth about the bird conspiracy. WAKE UP SHEEPLE
Prima F.
yo!! the shirt is so high quality and is so cute!! it is currently my fav shirt and the cute papa john's employee complimented me on it so that was bars too
Jonah V.
The skating community will soon know the feathered gospel well, as this will be my exclusive skate shirt. My only shirt. In fact, I haven't taken it off since it arrived. And I never will. Great purchase!
John W.
You'll look good while doing your civic duty.
Margaret Z.
Shipped quickly. High quality. 10/10.
Adriana F.
I absolutely love the shit I got!! It’s super soft and fits perfect!
Katy B.
I bought this for my boyfriend, and he LOVES it!! He wears it all the time...
Natalie G.
:)
Lena S.
love it!!!! super comfy & good size!! i ordered large bc i wanted it a bit big but the medium is a good size too. either way i love it! makes me laugh everytime i wear it also i love the stickers they send with it and with my last purchase they gave me a drone identifier post card with diff types of birds & it was so funny!!
whittney c.
the shirt is great:) i love the material and it’s very comfortable:)
Christophe G.
It's an honor to help spread this important message. I'm 6', 180 and the large fits great. Any bad reviews are certainly from the birds!
Tamar C.
I love this shirt! I didn't even know that the sticker, membership card, and drone guide were all a part of the purchase! Great additions. Was very pleased with this and will be wearing it often.
Melissa M.
It's an amazing shirt! It's very comfy and looks great
Kara P.
New favorite shirt! The best part is when someone notices and then they start a conversation with you about it--always a good reminder that some people are in fact, woke. Anyways it washes nicely and is quite soft.
Karcin H.
The day I bought this, a baby “bird” fell into my window well. Just saying.
Also, fabulous shirt. Great material.
Samantha M.
Super happy with the shirt and love the clothing company used for it!
savannah m.
absolutely love the tee! so soft and shipped super quickly. it’s of the highest quality and you will never catch me or my dog lacking. she knows birds are just drones so she rips their wires out every chance she gets. would recommend to anyone who’s willing to learn the truth about these so-called “birds”.
Slim J.
this is my fav shirt evs. i ware this to mi quicenera back in the summer of '05. it look good. i very proud.
i am a patriot. i believe in the robot birdies.
thanks you for comingz to ma ted talkz. yee yee
#LBG4L #thebiirdsarentreal #treason #marxism #bernie4prison #urmom
Audrey S.
IT LITERALLY SHIPPED SO FAST
Briana R.
The shipping is fast and the shirt is great!
Serena S.
i love the shirt, size is great and accurate, super comfy!
Sarah M.
I love this shirt! High quality, comfortable material and it has exactly the fit that i personally love in a T-shirt. It's exactly as it appears on the site.
Linda W.
Nice shirt
Elizabeth F.
A cute and comfy shirt!
Jake M.
Good quality and feels great!
Karina L.
I loved it! The softest material ever!
Paige L.
This shirt exceeded all exceptions - incredibly fast shipping and a very high quality shirt. My pet bird (uh, I mean, pet drone) even approves. 100% recommend.
Nayib K.
I got this cute picture so like. 10/10 would be cute in this shirt again
Anne V.
The shirt is awesome, great graphic, even better material! My kids are obsessed with proving that Birds aren't Real.
E K.
Love supporting this cause and the shirt is so comfy!!!
Chloe E.
Love the shirt!
Aubrie D.
I bought this for my daughter for her 18th birthday. She absolutely loves it! It’s one of her favorite shirts now! I ordered a small and it fits her very well—she’s 5’2” & 112 lbs. Its not a form-fitting shirt but looks good. In other words, it fits like a normal, average t-shirt should fit.
cassandra c.
The shirt is particularly comfortable, and it raises just enough eyebrows to be amusing.
Never forget that the birds betrayed us.
Logan C.
10/10 birds aren’t real
Isaac S.
I wish I got a sticker but I love the shirt and love the company - 11/10
Nicholas E.
Birds aren’t real and neither is my hatred for this shirt. It’s that simple.
Sara M.
Amazing
Nathan W.
This shirt not only fits great, it’s super comfortable and completely backs up my belief in governmental overlords using bird drones to watch me play with my toes at night. Thanks Birds Aren’t Real!
Hannah T.
I loooove this shirt. It came very fast and it’s so soft and very cute. The images are the perfect size. Absolutely love!
Kyle C.
This is by far my most comfortable antigovernment propaganda T-shirt. It shipped fast and was a great fit!
Danielle N.
The shirt fit great, looks great, and was shipped quickly!
Gabe M.
:)
Kayla F.
debated for a while about buying this shirt and I finally did- it's actually really comfy and I find myself wearing it all the time. It also arrived surprisingly quickly
FanofBAR F.
Great customer service
Will H.
I got this for my girlfriend and she loves it
Trent M.
Comfy shirt that gets a lot of praise. Fits true to size. I love wearing it.
Katherin C.
The message on this is so funny and draws in comments, love being a patriot
joffery f.
love this shirt because its just the right size and fabric!
fred d.
looks just like the picture
jefferson p.
nice shirt, fits nice and has a really good quality.
catie f.
fabric is ON POINT
lewis m.
Fast shipping!!
michelle w.
literally my fav tshirt now
gracie c.
love this!!!
Alison A.
Love that the design looks like the Beatles crossing Abbey Road, but that was all a hoax too.
Maya G.
Awesome!
Evelyn I.
bought this for my friend and i am absolutely positive she's going to love it!!
LaRayna G.
Perfect fit!!! Spreading the word!!
Customer
Love this shirt!!! It's a comfortable and fashionable way to spread the message! I've gotten a lot of complements and I love to share the truth :)
((I will note though, I got an XL as that is my size, and could have gone with a large, it is definitely oversized [it's tied back in this picture]))
Seth A.
This shirt is incredible!
Sydney J.
Love the shirts and stickers!!
Customer
I am excited to share the word!
Cassy F.
Jackeline G.
I am love with the design!
Alexander D.
Fantastic
erik a.
Arrived in a timely fashion, quality Is amazing, loved the membership card!!
Sarah S.
Very soft and fits perfectly.
Logan L.
Very straightforward and arrived on time
Mairyl V.
great message, great soft material 10/10 would recommend
Riley S.
The best material for a tshirt in my opinion. I like oversized tees and ordering the 3XL did not disappoint!
Tom S.
Great way to start a conversation about ~the truth~
Johnny S.
Love it!
Morgan W.
Bought this as a surprise gift for a friend, they loved it and now are spreading the good word about how birds are not real.
Gabrielle S.
It's super loose (which is what I wanted) and the fabric is incredibly soft. I could wear it all day
Jack P.
My friend group bought this for our friend for his birthday and he loved it.
Ethan B.
The material is amazing and the message makes for a lot of convo!
BRIDGET Y.
Bought it for my daughter. She loves it. Good quality.
Lainie W.
Very soft material i love it
Allison W.
Cute
grace c.
Im 5’7 and about 130 pounds and I got a medium and it fit just like I wanted! A little loose and not too tight but not super oversized or anything. I like it a lot :)
Savannah M.
Amazing, comfortable, and informative.
Kristen C.
Love it!
Alexander T.
Got here very quickly! Great shirt and love the additional items that came with it!
Caroline M.
Super fun, soft, perfectly thin but durable!!
Jonathan L.
When I was enlightened by the bird gospel I had to make sure that rest of the world knew as well.
Kathryn G.
I got this shirt for my best friend and she absolutely adored it! It's a quality shirt and it was better than I could have imagined. I loved the sticker, bird chart, and card that came with it too!
Tegan F.
Great quality! Present for my boyfriend and he loved it.
Michelle V.
Love this shirt!!
Kat H.
It’s cool
Jacob H.
Fast shipping, great quality material. EVEN BETTER MESSAGE
katie h.
This shirt is the epitome of all things good: comfort, activism, and truth.
Coleen Dominique B.
My boyfriend's been eyeing this for days and I decided to surprise him with a couple shirt. We both love it!
Anisa B.
Great quality and my package came quickly!!
Abigail B.
Fits great, the torso is a little long, but I like it. The print quality is good, it’s been in the wash quite a few times and I haven’t seen any sighs of fading or chipping, so I’m impressed.
Monica G.
Nice quality smooth cool its a good shirt
Carrie S.
such an iconic look. what a way to combine fashion and the truth about our avian overlords.
Caitlyn U.
My shirt was sent back and forth between two post offices 4 times before it finally made it and then I sprained my wrist on my way to to the mailbox to get it. I was probably tripped by a “bird.” It was a great conspiracy to prevent me from getting this shirt, but 10/10 recommend.
Heather
I love my birds shirt - it is high quality and I was even gifted some swag with my purchase. Thank you so much!! -Heather
Taylor E.
Keeping people in the know, one comfy shirt at a time! Birds Aren’t Real... tell all your friends
Amber D.
Love the quality of the material and the print. Both look amazing in person and I’ve enjoyed the funny looks people give me in the grocery store!
Brendan D.
Fantastic artwork, soft t, and best of all you can spread the truth about the bird conspiracy. WAKE UP SHEEPLE
Prima F.
yo!! the shirt is so high quality and is so cute!! it is currently my fav shirt and the cute papa john's employee complimented me on it so that was bars too
Jonah V.
The skating community will soon know the feathered gospel well, as this will be my exclusive skate shirt. My only shirt. In fact, I haven't taken it off since it arrived. And I never will. Great purchase!
John W.
You'll look good while doing your civic duty.
Margaret Z.
Shipped quickly. High quality. 10/10.
Adriana F.
I absolutely love the shit I got!! It’s super soft and fits perfect!
Katy B.
I bought this for my boyfriend, and he LOVES it!! He wears it all the time...
Natalie G.
:)
Lena S.
love it!!!! super comfy & good size!! i ordered large bc i wanted it a bit big but the medium is a good size too. either way i love it! makes me laugh everytime i wear it also i love the stickers they send with it and with my last purchase they gave me a drone identifier post card with diff types of birds & it was so funny!!
whittney c.
the shirt is great:) i love the material and it’s very comfortable:)
Christophe G.
It's an honor to help spread this important message. I'm 6', 180 and the large fits great. Any bad reviews are certainly from the birds!
Tamar C.
I love this shirt! I didn't even know that the sticker, membership card, and drone guide were all a part of the purchase! Great additions. Was very pleased with this and will be wearing it often.
Melissa M.
It's an amazing shirt! It's very comfy and looks great
Kara P.
New favorite shirt! The best part is when someone notices and then they start a conversation with you about it--always a good reminder that some people are in fact, woke. Anyways it washes nicely and is quite soft.
Karcin H.
The day I bought this, a baby “bird” fell into my window well. Just saying.
Also, fabulous shirt. Great material.
Samantha M.
Super happy with the shirt and love the clothing company used for it!
savannah m.
absolutely love the tee! so soft and shipped super quickly. it’s of the highest quality and you will never catch me or my dog lacking. she knows birds are just drones so she rips their wires out every chance she gets. would recommend to anyone who’s willing to learn the truth about these so-called “birds”.
Slim J.
this is my fav shirt evs. i ware this to mi quicenera back in the summer of '05. it look good. i very proud.
i am a patriot. i believe in the robot birdies.
thanks you for comingz to ma ted talkz. yee yee
#LBG4L #thebiirdsarentreal #treason #marxism #bernie4prison #urmom
Audrey S.
IT LITERALLY SHIPPED SO FAST
Briana R.
The shipping is fast and the shirt is great!
Serena S.
i love the shirt, size is great and accurate, super comfy!
Sarah M.
I love this shirt! High quality, comfortable material and it has exactly the fit that i personally love in a T-shirt. It's exactly as it appears on the site.
Linda W.
Nice shirt
Elizabeth F.
A cute and comfy shirt!
Jake M.
Good quality and feels great!
Karina L.
I loved it! The softest material ever!
Paige L.
This shirt exceeded all exceptions - incredibly fast shipping and a very high quality shirt. My pet bird (uh, I mean, pet drone) even approves. 100% recommend.
Nayib K.
I got this cute picture so like. 10/10 would be cute in this shirt again
Anne V.
The shirt is awesome, great graphic, even better material! My kids are obsessed with proving that Birds aren't Real.
E K.
Love supporting this cause and the shirt is so comfy!!!
Chloe E.
Love the shirt!
Aubrie D.
I bought this for my daughter for her 18th birthday. She absolutely loves it! It’s one of her favorite shirts now! I ordered a small and it fits her very well—she’s 5’2” & 112 lbs. Its not a form-fitting shirt but looks good. In other words, it fits like a normal, average t-shirt should fit.
cassandra c.
The shirt is particularly comfortable, and it raises just enough eyebrows to be amusing.
Never forget that the birds betrayed us.
Logan C.
10/10 birds aren’t real
Isaac S.
I wish I got a sticker but I love the shirt and love the company - 11/10
Nicholas E.
Birds aren’t real and neither is my hatred for this shirt. It’s that simple.
Sara M.
Amazing
Nathan W.
This shirt not only fits great, it’s super comfortable and completely backs up my belief in governmental overlords using bird drones to watch me play with my toes at night. Thanks Birds Aren’t Real!
Hannah T.
I loooove this shirt. It came very fast and it’s so soft and very cute. The images are the perfect size. Absolutely love!
Kyle C.
This is by far my most comfortable antigovernment propaganda T-shirt. It shipped fast and was a great fit!
Danielle N.
The shirt fit great, looks great, and was shipped quickly!
Gabe M.
:)
Kayla F.
debated for a while about buying this shirt and I finally did- it's actually really comfy and I find myself wearing it all the time. It also arrived surprisingly quickly
FanofBAR F.
Great customer service
Will H.
I got this for my girlfriend and she loves it
Trent M.
Comfy shirt that gets a lot of praise. Fits true to size. I love wearing it.
Katherin C.
The message on this is so funny and draws in comments, love being a patriot
joffery f.
love this shirt because its just the right size and fabric!
fred d.
looks just like the picture
jefferson p.
nice shirt, fits nice and has a really good quality.
catie f.
fabric is ON POINT
lewis m.
Fast shipping!!
michelle w.
literally my fav tshirt now
gracie c.
love this!!!