all sizing is unisex
Our movement is a direct public challenge to the government, so for some, it is risky to publicly affiliate with the words "Birds Aren't Real" - we understand, these are trying times.
We also offer an alternative- the undercover war cry that is "The birds work for bourgeoisie"
Bourgeoisie, a word few people know, is often used when referring to the conventional middle class.
This phrase relates to the fact that the government is a democratic representation of middle-class America, and therefore the Bird Drones are technically under that representation.
For those who feel unsafe because of our tyrannical government, this is a suitable undercover alternative.
Printed on the highest quality fabrics on the market, pre-shrunk for a perfect activism fit.
Free sticker included with every purchase. Free shipping to all U.S. orders.
All proceeds go to further research