Bourgeoisie Shirt Long Sleeve (Light)
Bourgeoisie Shirt Long Sleeve (Light)
Bourgeoisie Shirt Long Sleeve (Light)
Bourgeoisie Shirt Long Sleeve (Light)
Bourgeoisie Shirt Long Sleeve (Light)

Bourgeoisie Shirt Long Sleeve (Light)

Regular price $29.00 Sale

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Our movement is a direct public challenge to the government, so for some, it is risky to publicly affiliate with the words "Birds Aren't Real" - we understand, these are trying times.

We also offer an alternative- the undercover war cry that is "The birds work for bourgeoisie" 

Bourgeoisie, a word few people know, is often used when referring to the conventional middle class.

This phrase relates to the fact that the government is a democratic representation of middle-class America, and therefore the Bird Drones are technically under that representation. 

For those who feel unsafe because of our tyrannical government, this is a suitable undercover alternative. 

  • 6.1 oz per sq yd
  • 100% ring spun cotton
  • Soft washed garment dyed fabric