Birds Aren't Real: Truth Tour

Patreon Presale: Wed, July 14 at 10AM EST / Sign up for PATREON for early access

Tickets On Sale: Fri, July 16 at 10AM EST 


Did you know that the United States government systematically slaughtered every bird in North America and replaced them with surveillance drone replicas? No? How much did it cost you to attend college? How much did you really learn? Despite the Birds Aren’t Real movement reaching millions of people online and being slammed in Newsweek four or five times, only a fraction of a fraction of people can compute this information. What if we told you that you could learn ten times as much in only an hour and a half for the price of one ticket? Take breath and get ready to pinch open your mindeye. Become a knowledge disciple and study under movement representative Peter McIndoe and associates as they peel back your veil of ignorance. (Non-credited. No prerequisites. People of low IQ and low skill level welcome.)

Ticketing Options

General Admission

General Admission access to show


VIP Package: Initiation Ceremony Experience

Rise above to the highest echelon of truthhood. Partake in the ancient esoteric rites to complete your knowledge quest.

  • Premium seat in front rows
  • Access to pre-show interactive initiation ceremony   
  • Limited Edition Bird’s Aren’t Real poster
  • Exclusive Bird’s Aren’t Real VIP merch item
  • Early entry into venue
  • First access merch shopping


Tour Dates

10.06 – Lawrence, KS – Liberty Hall

10.09 – Chicago, IL – Logan Square Auditorium 

10.16 – Pittsburgh, PA – Thunderbird Music Hall