The Classic Shirt (Black)

Great quality shirt and printing! Fast shipping even in a global pandemic.

Not only does it fit great but it definitely gets some attention! Gonna need another design!

As glorious as a tiny government drone.

I had a hard time deciding which shirt to get, but I decided on this one because it is pretty simple and works with shorts or jeans. I love it!!!!

I bought the shirt and have had several interesting conversations with coworkers of mine. Most of them have not been enlightened, despite several attempts. We have "casual Fridays" and I wear this shirt every Friday.

After several washes the shirt is still super soft and nothing faded. Awesome shirt

Bought the shirt and I love it. The design is super clean and the white design pops with the back backdrop

love how comfortable it is, best T-shirt and for sure will be ordering more

good fit and im a big fan of the simplicity and originality of this shirt. every time i wear it people ask, usually they dont beleive me at first so im wondering if the birds have brainwashed them.....

I have noticed a fair amount of birds following me after I wore this t-shirt. I was minding my business about to drive home from work last night and a "bird" was sitting on my car. Normally I would have ignored this however I was wearing my Birds Aren't Real T-shirt. A feeling of dread started setting in and my fears were immediately confirmed as the "bird" narrowed its eyes and shit on my car while maintaining eye contact. Love the product, great feel, better fit, just want you all to be aware of the associated risks that go with trying to spread the truth.

I’m just saying y’all...I’ve never seen a baby pigeon. Birds are a government conspiracy.

Wore this shirt to school and had the unique opportunity to educate my peers as well as the boomers that dwell in the school claiming they make money. I absolutely loved the high from spreading the truth in my community. 10/10 would recommend this to any fellow intellectuals

I hate when the pigeons get the CX4 Firmware update they’re vision on 360° now! BEWARE!!!

Great quality shirt and printing! Fast shipping even in a global pandemic.

Not only does it fit great but it definitely gets some attention! Gonna need another design!

As glorious as a tiny government drone.

I had a hard time deciding which shirt to get, but I decided on this one because it is pretty simple and works with shorts or jeans. I love it!!!!

I bought the shirt and have had several interesting conversations with coworkers of mine. Most of them have not been enlightened, despite several attempts. We have "casual Fridays" and I wear this shirt every Friday.

After several washes the shirt is still super soft and nothing faded. Awesome shirt

Bought the shirt and I love it. The design is super clean and the white design pops with the back backdrop

love how comfortable it is, best T-shirt and for sure will be ordering more

good fit and im a big fan of the simplicity and originality of this shirt. every time i wear it people ask, usually they dont beleive me at first so im wondering if the birds have brainwashed them.....

I have noticed a fair amount of birds following me after I wore this t-shirt. I was minding my business about to drive home from work last night and a "bird" was sitting on my car. Normally I would have ignored this however I was wearing my Birds Aren't Real T-shirt. A feeling of dread started setting in and my fears were immediately confirmed as the "bird" narrowed its eyes and shit on my car while maintaining eye contact. Love the product, great feel, better fit, just want you all to be aware of the associated risks that go with trying to spread the truth.

I’m just saying y’all...I’ve never seen a baby pigeon. Birds are a government conspiracy.

Wore this shirt to school and had the unique opportunity to educate my peers as well as the boomers that dwell in the school claiming they make money. I absolutely loved the high from spreading the truth in my community. 10/10 would recommend this to any fellow intellectuals

I hate when the pigeons get the CX4 Firmware update they’re vision on 360° now! BEWARE!!!