PLEASE BE AWARE: ALL ORDERS AFTER DECEMBER 15 11:59PM CST ARE NOT GUARANTEED TO ARRIVE BEFORE CHRISTMAS. THANK YOU!
Our movement is a direct public challenge to the government, so for some, it is risky to publicly affiliate with the words "Birds Aren't Real" - we understand, these are trying times.
We also offer an alternative- the undercover war cry that is "The birds work for bourgeoisie"
Bourgeoisie, a word few people know, is often used when referring to the conventional middle class.
This phrase relates to the fact that the government is a democratic representation of middle-class America, and therefore the Bird Drones are technically under that representation.
For those who feel unsafe because of our tyrannical government, this is a suitable undercover alternative.
